You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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