Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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