your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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