How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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