She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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