"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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