I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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