my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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