have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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