i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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