When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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