Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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