i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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