you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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