Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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