so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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