she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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