You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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