Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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