I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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