He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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