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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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