Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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