we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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