now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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