guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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