i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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