Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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