Do you still have your period?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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