I hate your face
He kissed a someone with a penis
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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