you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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