They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I intend to get homeless drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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