its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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