If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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