Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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