at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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