I just saw a hot homeless man
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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