I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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