I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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