Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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