i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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