So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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