i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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