Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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