Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
do nipples grow back?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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