I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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