Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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