If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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