I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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