: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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